Not that men change before/after marriage. uhhhhhh
If Eric would have written something like this (which he assures me he wouldn't have) it may have looked something like this....
Singing. I wont sing in public. But I will break out in spontaneous singing in which I make up my own lyrics. You will always laugh.
Timing. I promise I will always do the dishes if you cook dinner. But I will do them on my own time. I don't understand why the dishes must be cleaned immediately after dinner.
ESPN. Is a major part of my life. Learn to deal with it.
The Best. You are and always will be my best friend. That's why I married you. This being said, I still need my other best friend time. I encourage you to do the same.
Flicks. I don't do chick flicks. I will watch the Bachelor with you though.... you know, so you don't have to watch it alone.
Airports. I will always pick you up at the airport, be patient..... I'll be there eventually.
Sick. If you get sick I will buy you medicine and rub your back. Please don't ask me to hold your hair while you throw up. I am not your mom.
Anyways.... you get the point. I'm a sucker for that impulsive singing. Plus he's totally dreamy. Don't ya think?
The mustache was temporary... he thought it was sexy.