Thursday, January 20, 2011

To my Wife

Being an unemployed wife, you can imagine that I have a lot of time on my hands to do really important things (like blog stalking and watching Ellen.) I think this is hilarious. A blog written by a single guy to his future wife.  All of things he will do, and all the things he wont. Some lucky lady out there has written proof of all the things her husband said he would (or wouldn't) do.... before they got married.  Genius.

Not that men change before/after marriage.  uhhhhhh

If Eric would have written something like this (which he assures me he wouldn't have) it may have looked something like this....

Singing.  I wont sing in public. But I will break out in spontaneous singing in which I make up my own lyrics.  You will always laugh. 

Timing.   I promise I will always do the dishes if you cook dinner.  But I will do them on my own time.  I don't understand why the dishes must be cleaned immediately after dinner.

ESPN. Is a major part of my life.  Learn to deal with it. 

The Best.  You are and always will be my best friend.  That's why I married you.  This being said, I still need my other best friend time.  I encourage you to do the same. 

Flicks.  I don't do chick flicks.  I will watch the Bachelor with you though.... you know, so you don't have to watch it alone. 

Airports. I will always pick you up at the airport, be patient.....  I'll be there eventually. 

Sick. If you get sick I will buy you medicine and rub your back.  Please don't ask me to hold your hair while you throw up.  I am not your mom. 

Anyways.... you get the point.  I'm a sucker for that impulsive singing.  Plus he's totally dreamy.  Don't ya think?

The mustache was temporary...  he thought it was sexy. 


  1. I love this! How do you get him to watch the Bachelor? Garyn utterly refuses!

  2. Loved catching up on all your posts pretty girl! You two look great, like always. I got a good laugh at that dude's blog to his future wife. I just glanced through the first (or last) four pages or so. Pretty clever. I think it's awesome when a girl can be warned! :D